Thursday, January 25, 2007

Politically Correct

First of all, I aint! :)
today I tried to have a medicine free day at work, I failed!
The whole morning I was yawning and VERY VERY hungry, and then at 10 o'clock I started to get hyper/very unconcentrated so I took my medicin.
But it felt weird, as I'm usually very awake at work in the morning, and now I was yawning every minute or so.

And here is the guide for being POLITICALLY CORRECT when talking about women/men!


1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE
INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION"
5. She is not an "AIR HEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
6. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY
INCONVENIENCED"
7. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
8. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
9. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
10. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3 He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY
HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION"
8 He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE"

3 comments:

Nicole said...

Haaah! :)

Rose said...

Thanks for the laughs! And thanks for commenting in my blog. :)

Prodigity said...

She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

Lol, this one owns :P


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