Wednesday, March 14, 2007

You Finish?

Finishing up
A virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his
favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young
blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to
his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom
where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with
a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and
replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she
thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally
ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a
short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly
says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back,
gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles
proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the
beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

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