Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Black Hurricanes....

Well, it appears our African-American friends have found yet something else to be pissed about. A black congresswoman (this would be
Sheila Jackson Lee, of Houston), reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding names. She would prefer
some names that reflect African-American culture such as Chamiqua, Tanisha, Woeisha, Shaqueal, and Jamal. I am NOT making this up!

She would also like the weather reports to be broadcast in 'language' that street people can understand because one of the problems that
happened in New Orleans was, that black people couldn't understand the seriousness of the situation, due to the racially biased language of
the weather report. I guess if the weather person says that the winds are going to blow at 140+ MPH, that's too hard to understand.

I can hear it now: A weatherman in New Orleans says...
Wazzup, mutha-fukkas! Hehr-i-cane Chamiqua be headin' fo' yo ass like Leroy on a crotch rocket! Bitch be a category fo'! So, turn off dem
chitlins, grab yo' chirren, leave yo crib, and head fo' de nearest FEMA office fo yo FREE shit!

4 comments:

Prodigity said...

Wahahaha xD

Rather odd however that she wants to have some hurricanes with african-american names, they bring destruction to everything in their path...
I'd sure as hell wouldn't want to associate it with me

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