Monday, January 22, 2007

Alcohol

First of all, I want to thank everybody who's linking (back) to my blog, or sending the link to other people, I got a record breaking 48 unique visitors yesterday :D (it may not seem much, but the average is around 20).
And now ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor In getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode

TO ALCOHOL, THE CAUSE OF AND SOLUTION TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS!!

have nice day :D

2 comments:

Amanda said...

I'll drink to that!

Nicole said...

Tjongejonge.. dat zeg je ook niet even hè, haha ;) Maar iig graag gedaan!

En nog wezen skateboarden vanaaf? Het regende iig niet, toch? Pfff.. ik wacht op sneeuw! Dat wordt pas leuk dan! Hoop-ik!