Stupid quotes

Qoutes that a tour operator got to hear:

These were taken from a newspaper article about the travel industry, and
the complaints made by tourists:

"No one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were
startled."

"We had to queue outside with no air conditioning."

"It is your duty as tour operators to advise us of noisy or unruly
guests before we travel."

"I was bitten by a mosquito - no one said they could bite."

"We booked an excursion to the water park but no one told us we had to
bring our swimming costumes and towels."

"The brochure stated : 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're
trainee hairdressers, will we be ok staying here?"

"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure
shows the sand as yellow but it was white."

"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends'
three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."

"It took us nine hours to fly to Jamaica from England - it only took the
Americans three hours."

"There were too many Spanish people. The receptionist spoke Spanish. The
food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."

"My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room. We now hold you responsible
for the fact I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you
had put us in the rooms that we booked."