Tuesday, March 13, 2007

To do @ Walmart

If you are REALLY... REALLY REALLY! bored, this is for you:

1 Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2 Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
5 While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
6 Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
7 In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels
8 Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
9 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
10 .....and last but not least,
Go into a fitting room and yell loudly, "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!"

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