Monday, May 28, 2007

FRIENDSHIP OATH

MY OATH TO YOU

When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.

When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried,......... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.

When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

And when you are lost,........ I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.

When you are sick......... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.

When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.

Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.

2 comments:

Sean Carter said...

Hey...I think many of us would just swear by it!! The oath is just so funny and cool!! Loved being on your blog.Do drop by my blog sometime!:)

guess who said...

haha i do some of that on a daily basis! that was great