FRIENDSHIP OATH
MY OATH TO YOU
When you are sad,............. I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.
When you are scared,......... I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried,......... I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining.
When you are confused,........ I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
And when you are lost,........ I will answer my cell phone and give you directions.
When you are sick......... I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath............... I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
2 comments:
Hey...I think many of us would just swear by it!! The oath is just so funny and cool!! Loved being on your blog.Do drop by my blog sometime!:)
haha i do some of that on a daily basis! that was great
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